gone girl starters

icewiitch:

nixreginam-blog:

below are random starters taken from/inspired by the novel Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn.

• ❝Should I remove my soul before I come inside?❞
• ❝Please don’t eat anything in that area.❞
• ❝He is the kind of guy who carries himself like he gets laid a lot, a guy who likes women, a guy who would actually fuck me properly.❞
• ❝I would like to be fucked properly.❞
• ❝I sound quite slutty, don’t I?❞
• ❝You look all twitchy.❞
• ❝There’s no romantic present for wood.❞
• ❝Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, ‘There’s some wood for you, bitch.’❞
• ❝Seems lonely.❞
• ❝The cat was sweet, but extremely stupid.❞
• ❝Well you certainly take your time about it, don’t you?❞
• ❝So how likely is it I’ll meet someone I love, much less someone I love enough to marry?❞
• ❝’He’s doing what you tell him to do because he doesn’t care enough to argue,’ I think. ‘Your petty demands simply make him feel superior, or resentful, and someday he will fuck his pretty, young coworker who asks nothing of him, and you will actually be shocked.’❞
• ❝Let me guess: baby of the family.❞
• ❝I am fat with love!❞
• ❝Neither of us gets stage fright.❞
• ❝This is how I always pictured it. This is exactly how I pictured it.❞
• ❝I sometimes bring my coffee and the paper and just sit.❞
• ❝You’re a planner, aren’t you? You don’t seem like the type to wing anything.❞
• ❝We call them the ‘dancing monkeys’.❞

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