Sentence starters {Drunk Edition}

 "I swear to drunk I'm not God!"
 "I've had too many alcohols..."
 "I'm not *hic* drunk."
 "Your face looks *hic* funny..."
 "What if polar bears wore *hic* tutus?"
 "Should I take off my shirt?"
 "I wanna dance on the table!"
 "I'll hit you *hic* fist with my face!"
 "Friends tell me we have enough alcohol."

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